My Fortune Cookie told me: On Sunday, a cellist will be tempted to assault you with a pear. Get a cookie from Miss Fortune |
is anyone else creeped out? i'll be keeping an eye on vernon during our dinner date tonight. gotta make sure he doesn't have any pears in his pockets.
1 comment:
that is creepy. Your best defense is to stay at least two feet away from him. Outside that range his aim is atrocious.
cheers,
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